My name is Madeleine, and in the last 5 years I have been:

a college student

a newlywed

an army wife

a social worker

a mary kay lady

a makeup artist

a youtuber

a writer (kinda)

an instagrammer (barely)

a stay at home mom

a fitness coach

a fired* fitness coach

a seriously confused 20-something

So. yeah. I’ve done a lot.. and I’ve been mediocre at most of it. Definitely at the stay at home mom bit. That one’s been a doozy.

But through it all, the one constant has been: there is no constant. I am a floating dandelion puff. Every time I think I’ve landed, that mother-fluffing wind comes up and scoops me right back up again.

I guess this is the part where I tell you to read my blogs and “come along for the ride”. You can if you want, but I’ll warn you. There’s some seriously weird stuff in there.